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The Universal Post & State Register

Published in 1903 · No. 3 — Classic Europe

The Fall of Italy (Glesha): An Empire Extinguished

The tragic destiny of Italy (Glesha) has culminated in total ruin, having been stripped of its final supply center and banished from the council of great powers. Its ministries are shuttered, its treasuries dispersed, and its former realms divided among rapacious neighbors. A wave of despondency washed over Italy as military correspondents acknowledged the severe contraction. 'The retreat was inevitable once the perimeter was compromised,' muttered a retired colonel.

Dispatches from the Front

Frontline Collapse for Germany (Эльф ушастый): France (den) Secures Cradle Province of Kiel

Calamity strikes at the domestic perimeter of Germany (Эльф ушастый) as the ancestral redoubt of Kiel falls before the concentrated brigades of France (den). The territorial assembly was dissolved by military decree before an orderly surrender could be arranged. 'Patience and deep reserves will decide this contest long before brilliance in the field,' noted an observant railway clerk. Cabinet ministers of Germany were summoned to an emergency nocturnal consultation amidst growing alarm.

Dispatches from the Front

Ancestral Stronghold Yields: Austria (rost) Ousts Italy (Glesha) from Naples

Intelligence from Naples brings dismay to Italy (Glesha), whose ancient provincial capital has capitulated to the artillery of Austria (rost). The garrison held out behind the railway embankment to the last cartridge before yielding the sovereign ground. In the capital of Italy, emergency couriers rushed through the gates under a pall of distress. 'The borders of yesterday are already obsolete upon our copper plates,' remarked a chief cartographer.

Dispatches from the Front

Defences of Italy (Glesha) Pierced at Home: Austria (rost) Enters Rome

The sovereign seat of Italy (Glesha) in Rome stands occupied tonight by the triumphant divisions of Austria (rost). Senior civil magistrates surrendered the keys of the treasury under the watchful gaze of foreign riflemen. Crowds in the capital of Austria greeted the intelligence with ecstatic flag-waving. 'When the cavalry exploited the breach, all organized resistance collapsed,' recounted a brigade liaison officer.

Dispatches from the Front

Supreme in the Ledger: Austria (rost) Surpasses All Contenders with 10 Centers

Command of 10 supply centers affords Austria (rost) a commanding preeminence over the European chessboard. Bankers and industrial magnates look to its capital as the undisputed anchor of continental affairs. 'Only the firmest resolve can preserve what the bayonet has won,' noted a veteran quartermaster. Border customs posts doubled their armed patrols and scrutinized every commercial manifest.

Dispatches from the Front

Perpetual Struggle: England (caracol) Ejects France (den) from Holland

For the 2 occasions in the course of the present hostilities, the fortress of Holland yields to a new master as England (caracol) expels the garrison of France (den). Municipal burghers simply turned to a fresh page in their registers to record the new requisition decrees. 'The common soldier marches where he is ordered; the rest is merely political rhetoric,' muttered a grizzled train conductor. The war department of France issued conflicting bulletins that only deepened public dread.

The Sovereign Exchange

Austria (rost) rallies on the exchange, adding 3 centers to stand at an impressive 10 centers. Trade and prestige swell together for England (caracol), registering 1 center in new gains for an imperial total of 4 centers. Panic selling surrounds the credit of Germany (Эльф ушастый), which drops 1 center to hold just 3 centers. Continental bankers mark down the sovereign bonds of Italy (Glesha), which loses 2 centers and now controls 0 centers. A vigorous quarter for Russia (LeoGalande3), which writes 2 fresh centers into its ledger and commands 6 supply centers. The bourse turns decidedly bleak for Turkey (Keeper), which forfeits 1 center to settle at 4 supply centers.

Diplomatic Insinuations

Rumours at the maritime exchange allege that coal merchants in Germany have been quietly chartering steam transports to supply the navy of Austria. Connoisseurs of diplomatic gossip remark that ambassadors of Austria and Germany were seen clinking glasses at the opera while their armies mobilized.

Notices & Ephemera

A sudden snowfall blankets the mountain passes in 1903, halting artillery trains until spring.

Notices & Ephemera

DR. CRANWELL'S ELIXIR OF FORTITUDE: Guaranteed cure for cholera, moral despair, and battlefield melancholia. Approved by three royal physicians.

PowerCentres±
Austria (rost)10+3
France (den)70
Russia (LeoGalande3)6+2
England (caracol)4+1
Turkey (Keeper)4-1
Germany (Эльф ушастый)3-1
Italy (Glesha)0-2