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The Diplomatic Courier & Sovereign Herald

Published in 1929 · No. 9 — Canton

Iron-willed Coup on the Frontier: China (Tim4egg) Masters Sasebo Against Japan (MonsterSerg)

Intelligence from Sasebo brings dismay to Japan (MonsterSerg), whose ancient provincial capital has capitulated to the artillery of China (Tim4egg). The garrison held out behind the railway embankment to the last cartridge before yielding the sovereign ground. Trading on the bourses of Japan was suspended as government securities plummeted precipitously. 'The chanceries will argue for six months over what the field guns decided in six hours,' remarked a seasoned court stenographer.

Military Dispatches

Forces of Japan (MonsterSerg) Dislodged from Java Sea

The fortified heights around Java Sea were swept clear by British Empire (Xenonic), whose veteran infantry carried the trenches held by Japan (MonsterSerg). Couriers report that the defenders were forced from their positions in considerable confusion. Crucial military backing was provided by France (karashc), without whom the enterprise might have stalled. Military observers note that glory is cheap, but replacing spent horses and munitions will prove distinctly dear. The stock exchange in British Empire rallied sharply as patriotic crowds packed the surrounding avenues.

Military Dispatches

Stern Reversal: Ottoman Empire (Эльф ушастый) Ousts Japan (MonsterSerg) from Sector at Mongolia

Unable to sustain the heavy bombardment, the forces of Japan (MonsterSerg) have been compelled to evacuate Mongolia before the enveloping lines of Ottoman Empire (Эльф ушастый). The withdrawal was carried out with heavy losses to cohesion. Urgent communiqués from railway stationmasters on the frontier report that the battlefield belongs entirely to the pursuers. Cartographers in the capital are already wearied of revising borderlines upon their copper plates.

Military Dispatches

Impenetrable Impasse: British Empire (Xenonic) and Japan (MonsterSerg) Fail in Supported Bids for Java Sea

An ambitious attempt to occupy Java Sea ended in mutual frustration for British Empire (Xenonic) and Japan (MonsterSerg), whose reinforced divisions collided and bounced with immense friction. Commentators observe that vast expenditures of munitions and transport produced not a single yard of territorial gain. 'Every maneuver on the frontier registers immediately in the price of bread and coal,' observed a commodity broker. The telegraph cables carried so many high-minded patriotic appeals that the wires were suspected of overheating from sheer rhetoric.

Military Dispatches

Defiance at the Perimeter: France (karashc) Beats Off Japan (MonsterSerg) at Hue

The redoubts of Hue held fast under a punishing bombardment as France (karashc) successfully defied the reinforced divisions of Japan (MonsterSerg). Resolute counter-attacks at the forward trenches threw the assaulting echelons into confusion. Banquets and gala performances were hastily arranged in every theatre district throughout France. The official communiqués are masterpieces of prose, omitting only the minor details of what actually took place.

Military Dispatches

Bitter Repulse: Russia (чемпион.) Frustrates Supported Attack of Ottoman Empire (Эльф ушастый) upon Irkutsk

In an exemplary display of defensive resolve, the garrison of Russia (чемпион.) has firmly held Irkutsk against a heavily supported offensive launched by Ottoman Empire (Эльф ушастый). Entrenched infantry poured devastating rifle fire into the advancing lines, breaking the assault before the perimeter could be reached. Bells tolled from every cathedral spire across Russia as celebratory proclamations were read aloud. 'Fortune has smiled upon our bayonets, but only vigilance will keep what has been taken,' commented a division chaplain.

Chancery Reports & Envoys

Swords Sheathed: British Empire (Xenonic) and France (karashc) Act in Unison This Season

Few political commentators could have foretold the entente between British Empire (Xenonic) and France (karashc), whose armies had spent past campaigns trading heavy casualties before uniting their efforts this year. The sight of their allied columns operating in tandem has startled rival war ministries. Shipping insurance underwriters at Lloyd's sharply raised war-risk premiums for all adjacent waters. Publishers of geography textbooks have given up printing maps and now sell loose-leaf packets with glue and scissors.

Chancery Reports & Envoys

Fraternal Pacts: Armies of Japan (MonsterSerg) and Russia (чемпион.) in Close Harmony

Diplomatic dispatches confirm that Japan (MonsterSerg) and Russia (чемпион.) operated in complete concert this year, mounting 1 joint enterprise along the contested frontiers. Liaison officers attached to both headquarters reported exemplary harmony between the respective commands. Speculators and merchants immediately crowded the continental bourse in wild excitement. 'Events are moving faster than the chanceries can ink their protocols,' declared a senior envoy.

Balance of Power & Exchange

Trade and prestige swell together for China (Tim4egg), registering 1 center in new gains for an imperial total of 5 centers. The chancery of Japan (MonsterSerg) is forced into retrenchment, receding to 8 centers (-1).

Rumours from the Salons

Hotel staff in the neutral capital report that senior plenipotentiaries of China and France occupied adjoining suites under false identities.

Public Notices & Sundry Ephemera

Thick fog blankets the harbors; merchant sloops sound mournful horns through the gray damp.

Public Notices & Sundry Ephemera

FOUND: One gold-mounted field spyglass near the western frontier. Owner may claim it upon paying the cost of this notice.

PowerCentres±
British Empire (Xenonic)80
Japan (MonsterSerg)8-1
Ottoman Empire (Эльф ушастый)70
France (karashc)60
China (Tim4egg)5+1
Russia (чемпион.)20