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The Grand Gazette & Political Broadside

Year 1918 · Issue 18 — North America

Honourable Compromise: California (MonsterSerg), Peru (Эльф ушастый) and Texas (Luis Rodriguez) Conclude a Draw

In a solemn conference held at a neutral spa, plenipotentiaries representing California (MonsterSerg), Peru (Эльф ушастый) and Texas (Luis Rodriguez) concluded an accord that establishes an enduring draw. Military commissions have already begun demarcating the settled frontiers with whitewashed boundary posts. Urgent communiqués from railway stationmasters on the frontier report that demobilization timetables take effect immediately. 'The borders of yesterday are already obsolete upon our copper plates,' remarked a chief cartographer.

Dispatches from the Front

The Balance Crumbles: California (MonsterSerg) Poised to Claim 30 Centers

History holds its breath as California (MonsterSerg) stands at 29 centers, within 1 center of the total 30 centers to end the contest in solitary dominion. The old balance of power is on the verge of dissolution. Neutral legations dispatched urgent ciphers to their home courts appraising the shifting equilibrium. Local tailors report an unprecedented demand for coats that can be turned inside out on short notice.

Dispatches from the Front

The Battered Prize: California (MonsterSerg) Recaptures Washington DC from Texas (Luis Rodriguez)

In an unending oscillation of conquest, Washington DC has fallen 3 times in total to invading columns, yielding on this occasion to California (MonsterSerg) after outflanking Texas (Luis Rodriguez). The countryside has been picked bare by successive armies of occupation. 'Our infantry advanced with the steady rhythm of an iron piston,' noted an eyewitness correspondent. It is generally admitted that the most persuasive argument of the entire diplomatic season was delivered by a twelve-pounder shell.

Balance of Power & Exchange

The sovereign balance sheet of California (MonsterSerg) lengthens (+1), establishing authority over 29 centers across the continent. A grim balance sheet for Texas (Luis Rodriguez), falling to 27 supply centers following the loss of 1 center.

Rumours from the Salons

A retired attaché insists that negotiators from Chicago and Texas spent three days shooting grouse together in neutral territory before the campaign. It is whispered in diplomatic dining rooms that California deposited two million gold sovereigns in private bank accounts located in Texas.

Oddities, Advertisements & Telegraphy

Crisp autumn gales sweep through the river valleys, scattering fallen leaves and diplomatic drafts alike.

Oddities, Advertisements & Telegraphy

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PowerCentres±
California (MonsterSerg)29+1
Texas (Luis Rodriguez)27-1
Peru (Эльф ушастый)10
Chicago (бургундий)10